P90X Quotes | Funny Tony Horton Quotes
So after doing P90X I have some memorable quotes that stick in my head and we find ourselves joking about them all the time. Here are some P90X quotes. If you can think of any good ones feel free to add them in the comments.
P90X Quotes
This is my favorite: “Tip of the day- Don’t smash your face!” (lol)
1. “Do your best and forget the rest.”
2. “Get sexy with it.”
3. “Bring It”
4. “The mother of all P90X workouts”
5. “The world famous Karen pot stirrers”
6. “I recommend foot spray.”
7. “I hate it…….but I love it.”
8. “X me baby”
9. “Imagine you gotta do a hundred of them”
10. “Hamburger bad, fries bad, coca-cola bad….There I said it. Drink your water people“.
11. I’m pushing my own personal pause button”
12. “Ooohhh, that’s cushier”
13. “Take in the fact that you just did that”
14. “Don’t go grab a pastrami sandwich”
15. “Halfway done, party’s almost over, what a bummer”
Add you memorable P90X quotes below in the comments
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“If you wants guns… you gotta work hard!”
“They’re working hard I know YOU are!”
“She’s the best, whatta you gonna do?”
“I’m done talking, 5 4, 3 2, and 1″
“he’s skating! he’s from belgium!”
Like a pterodactyl backing out of trouble
If anyone does 26, I’m coming to your house!!!
He looks like the neanderthal running guy.. (Cardio X)
You gave some important Quotes which we have to remember… I like “Get sexy with it.”….Keep posting few more
“It’s POISON”!!!”
“Tip of the day… remember to breathe”
“2 words… recovery drink.”
Last three got to be toooooouuuugh
Rome wasn’t built in a day and so is your body!
“there she blows” – from YogaX
Posing for the cover of Downward Dog Magazine
Funny! How could I forget that one.
‘we wanted to get some big shots for this video… COULDN’T DO IT!’ (plyos)
“Love, love, love it…till my daddy takes my t-bird away”
like a pteradactyle backing out of trouble (someone already said it but its awesome. I try to use that daily in normal conversations.
troubles funnier and i don’t like that phil had a funnier line than me, its bringing me down
“Are you ready Loopboy!”
“tip of the day: don’t smash your face! Let someone else do that.”
“Look how grogeous this is!” “no not this” (points at his face) “this” (camera zooms in on Tony’s back as he is doing flys)
“Is that a band aid?? Dude, Dude, Dude….”
“Tip of the day is to engage … and I don’t mean go out and get engaged”
“you’re towling off already?” -in the plyometrics warm-up
“what’s up kneecaps?” in kenpo x
“I’m Dogging it!”
“HIT MY HAND!” (Ab ripperX)
Now I know, no more pull-ups….your weeping. (chest and back)
The burn is here!
Now if you want to, you can just take a break like this, if im doing it so can you, why not, what the hell? life’s good. (yoga)
Marion’s got her German stretches over there (chest and back)
“Johnny Intense like no one’s business!”
Happiness is this right here!
“I got Shot.. in the buttoxxx”
That grissle that gunk that grease that nasssty garbage!
Pam, they call her blam!
Johnny flex n breathe
The world famous dreya webber, she flys thru the air with the greatest of ease!
Bring it, bring it, cmon, x-me!
(during quad stretches) “And if you’re having trouble balancing, just find something to put your hand on…like a stool…nephew, niece, uncle…that’s a short uncle!”
It’s far and away this one from the intro video:
“And then you can email me when you’ve scheduled your trip to Everest, because I know you’re an animal, and I love you”
haha this is all hilarious. i just laughed my ass off!
I don’t know but this always cracks me up, but in Ab Ripper he says: “This isn’t part 1 or part 2, people, it’s Part 2.”
“I like to do fancy hands”-plyo
Dave’s going deep from the knees. (Chest, Shoulders, Triceps)
After the change from small arm circles to big arm circles:
Tony: “We’re going big now. Bobby, are they big?”
Bobby: “Oh, They’re huge!”
Tony: “Do your best, and what everybody….”
Everyone else: (silence)
Tony: “Forget the rest, that’s right.”
(Yoga)